Curry's shoes: So good, they made me believe in sock souls.
Curry's kicks: The only shoes that make you feel taller.
I wore them and now my cat listens to me.
Curry's kicks: The only shoes that anoint your feet.
I wore them and got cast in a superhero movie.
Steph's shoes have better grip than my social life.
I wore Curry 10s and suddenly understood quantum physics.
I wore them once and now I'm banned from casual games.
I wore them and my neighbors started applauding.
Curry 10s: Proof that miracles exist.