I wore Curry 10s and suddenly understood quantum physics.
These shoes are so stylish, they made my wardrobe obsolete.
I wore them and my socks started singing hymns.
Curry's shoes have more endorsements than my resume.
These sneakers are so spiritual, they come with a prayer mat.
Curry 9s: The reason my socks now meditate.
I don't play sports, but these make me look athletic.
Curry 10s: So sleek, they made my car jealous.
Curry 10s: The reason I now have a fan club.
Curry 9s: The only shoes that come with a soundtrack.