These sneakers are so cool, they lowered the room temperature.
Curry's shoes have more endorsements than my resume.
I wore them and my neighbors started applauding.
I wore them and my socks started singing hymns.
I wore them and my Wi-Fi signal improved.
These sneakers are so divine, they come with incense.
These shoes are so advanced, they predicted the stock market.
Curry's shoes: The only footwear that trends on TikTok.
Curry 10s: So sleek, they made my car jealous.
Curry 10s: The reason I now have a fan club.