I don't play sports, but these make me look athletic.
I wore them and suddenly became fluent in three languages.
Curry 9s: The reason I now have a verified Twitter account.
I wore them and my houseplants started dancing.
I wore them and my Instagram followers doubled.
I wore them and my socks started glowing.
Curry's shoes: The only thing keeping me grounded.
I don't run, but in these, I might start.
These sneakers are so iconic, they have their own theme song.
Wearing these, I hit a 3-pointer in my dreams.