These shoes are so advanced, they predicted the stock market.
Curry 9s: Turning average Joes into slightly above-average Joes.
I wore them and my socks started speaking in tongues.
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I wore them and instantly grew a beard.
I bought these shoes and now my jump shot is 10 sassier.
These shoes are so fast, they arrived before I ordered them.
I wore Curry 10s and suddenly understood quantum physics.
Curry 11s: The only shoes that make you feel invincible.
These shoes are so holy, they come with a halo.