These sneakers are so cool, they lowered the room temperature.
Curry's shoes: Where fashion meets divine intervention.
Curry 9s: Turning average Joes into slightly above-average Joes.
Curry 11s: The reason my socks now have a halo.
I wore these and my ankles felt baptized.
These sneakers are so advanced, they have their own AI.
These kicks are so divine, they come with holy socks.
I put them on and my credit score improved.
Steph's kicks: Because walking on water is so last season.
These sneakers are so smart, they did my taxes.