I wore these and my ankles felt baptized.
I wore them and my Wi-Fi signal improved.
Curry's shoes: The only footwear that gets fan mail.
Curry 11s: The reason aliens haven't invaded yet.
Curry's shoes: Turning ordinary socks into sacred garments.
These sneakers are so renowned, they have their own museum exhibit.
Curry's kicks: The only shoes that anoint your feet.
These shoes are so holy, they come with a halo.
These kicks are so divine, they come with holy socks.
Curry's shoes: The reason my dog respects me.