Curry 9s: The reason I now have a verified Twitter account.
I wore them and became a meme.
Curry 12s: So light, I nearly floated off the court.
Curry 10s: The reason I now have a podcast.
These kicks are so pure, they cleanse your socks.
Curry's shoes: The only footwear that has a star on the Walk of Fame.
I wore them once and now I'm banned from casual games.
I wore them and my Wi-Fi signal improved.
Curry's shoes: Turning ordinary socks into sacred garments.
Curry's shoes have more endorsements than my resume.