Curry's shoes: So good, they made me believe in sock souls.
Curry's shoes: The only footwear that gets fan mail.
I don't play sports, but these make me look athletic.
Curry 9s: The only shoes that come with a soundtrack.
I wore them and my socks felt enlightened.
I wore them and my coffee tasted better.
Curry 9s: The reason my socks now meditate.
I wore them and my plants started growing faster.
Curry 11s: The reason aliens haven't invaded yet.
I wore them and instantly grew a beard.