Curry 9s: The reason I now have a verified Twitter account.
I wore them and instantly grew a beard.
Curry 9s: The reason my socks now meditate.
These sneakers are so spiritual, they come with a prayer mat.
These sneakers are so light, they defy gravity.
Curry's kicks: turning layups into spiritual experiences.
These sneakers are so divine, they come with incense.
These sneakers are so influential, they have their own TED Talk.
Curry 11s: The reason aliens haven't invaded yet.
I bought these shoes and now my jump shot is 10 sassier.