Curry's shoes made me believe I could dunk. I can't.
These shoes made me the MVP of my living room.
Steph's shoes have better grip than my social life.
I wore them and my socks started levitating.
I wore them and my Wi-Fi signal improved.
These shoes are so advanced, they predicted the stock market.
Curry 9s: Turning average Joes into slightly above-average Joes.
I wore them and my socks started speaking in tongues.
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I wore them and instantly grew a beard.