I wore them and got a shoutout from Oprah.
Curry 11s: The reason my socks now have a halo.
I wore them and my Instagram followers doubled.
Curry's shoes made me believe I could dunk. I can't.
These sneakers are so influential, they have their own TED Talk.
Steph's kicks: Because walking on water is so last season.
I wore them and got a cameo in a music video.
These kicks are so pure, they cleanse your socks.
Steph's shoes have more traction than my life decisions.
These sneakers are so cool, they lowered the room temperature.