These sneakers are so cool, they lowered the room temperature.
I don't play sports, but these make me look athletic.
These shoes are so fast, they arrived before I ordered them.
These kicks are so sacred, they come with a confession booth.
These kicks are so popular, they have their own reality show.
These sneakers are so iconic, they have their own theme song.
These sneakers are so cool, they lowered the room temperature.
These kicks are so pure, they cleanse your socks.
These sneakers are so spiritual, they come with a prayer mat.
Curry 8s: So comfortable, I wear them to bed.