These sneakers are so advanced, they have their own AI.
Steph's kicks: Because walking on water is so last season.
These sneakers are so smart, they did my taxes.
These kicks are so cool, they have their own weather system.
Curry 9s: Turning average Joes into slightly above-average Joes.
Steph's kicks: Because walking on water is so last season.
I don't play basketball, but now I critique NBA games professionally.
Curry's shoes: The only footwear that baptizes your feet.
I don't play basketball, but I wear them for moral support.
I wore them and my socks started speaking in tongues.