Steph's kicks: Because walking on water is so last season.
I don't play basketball, but now I critique NBA games professionally.
Curry's shoes: The only footwear that baptizes your feet.
I don't play basketball, but I wear them for moral support.
I wore them and my socks started speaking in tongues.
Curry's kicks: The only shoes that come with a PhD.
Curry's shoes made me believe I could dunk. I can't.
I wore them once and now I'm banned from casual games.
I wore them and my socks started levitating.
These sneakers are so iconic, they have their own theme song.