These sneakers are so smart, they did my taxes.
I wore them and my socks started singing hymns.
These shoes are so holy, they come with a halo.
Curry's shoes: The only footwear that gets fan mail.
Curry's kicks: The only shoes that anoint your feet.
I wore them and got a cameo in a music video.
Steph's shoes have more traction than my life decisions.
I don't play basketball, but now I critique NBA games professionally.
These sneakers are so smart, they corrected my grammar.
These shoes are so stylish, they made my wardrobe obsolete.