These kicks are so cool, they have their own weather system.
I wore them and my houseplants started dancing.
I wore them once and now I'm banned from casual games.
I don't play sports, but these make me look athletic.
I wore them and suddenly became fluent in three languages.
Curry 9s: The reason I now have a verified Twitter account.
I wore them and my houseplants started dancing.
I wore them and my Instagram followers doubled.
I wore them and my socks started glowing.
Curry's shoes: The only thing keeping me grounded.