Curry's kicks: The only shoes that anoint your feet.
I wore them and got a cameo in a music video.
Steph's shoes have more traction than my life decisions.
I don't play basketball, but now I critique NBA games professionally.
These sneakers are so smart, they corrected my grammar.
These shoes are so stylish, they made my wardrobe obsolete.
Curry 11s: The only shoes that make you feel invincible.
These sneakers are so iconic, they have their own theme song.
These shoes are so fast, they arrived before I ordered them.
I wore them and my neighbors started applauding.