I wore Curry 10s and suddenly understood quantum physics.
These sneakers are so smart, they did my taxes.
These sneakers are so advanced, they have their own AI.
Curry's shoes: The only thing keeping me grounded.
These kicks are so legendary, they have their own holiday.
I wore them and got cast in a superhero movie.
I wore them and my socks felt enlightened.
These sneakers are so light, they defy gravity.
These sneakers are so spiritual, they come with a prayer mat.
I wore them and got a cameo in a music video.