These sneakers are so renowned, they have their own museum exhibit.
Curry's kicks: The only shoes that anoint your feet.
These shoes are so holy, they come with a halo.
These kicks are so divine, they come with holy socks.
Curry's shoes: The reason my dog respects me.
Curry 9s: The reason I now have a verified Twitter account.
I wore them and became a meme.
Curry 12s: So light, I nearly floated off the court.
Curry 10s: The reason I now have a podcast.
These kicks are so pure, they cleanse your socks.