I wore them and my Instagram followers doubled.
Curry's kicks: turning layups into spiritual experiences.
These shoes are so holy, they come with a halo.
Curry's kicks: The only shoes that anoint your feet.
Curry 10s: The reason I now have a podcast.
These sneakers are so cool, they lowered the room temperature.
I wore them and suddenly became fluent in three languages.
These sneakers are so iconic, they have their own theme song.
I don't play basketball, but I wear them for moral support.
Curry 10s: So sleek, they made my car jealous.