Curry 9s: Turning average Joes into slightly above-average Joes.
I wore them and instantly grew a beard.
Curry's shoes: The reason my dog respects me.
Curry 9s: The reason I now have a verified Twitter account.
I wore them and my coffee tasted better.
Curry's shoes: So good, they made me believe in sock souls.
Curry 8s: So comfortable, I wear them to bed.
I wore them and got a shoutout from Oprah.
Curry's kicks: The only shoes that make you feel taller.
I wore them and became a trending topic.