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• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Jánni Bohiney

  I got a speeding ticket—cop said I was reckless, I said, “Nah, just late.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ???·??? (Li ha ní Bó hai ní)

  (White) My phone updated—now it’s slower than me hungover. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Nanni Bohiney

  My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” -- spintaxi.com
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  I tried a juice cleanse—now I’m hungry and hate oranges. -- spintaxi.com
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• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ???? ??????

  Every major event should have a satirical journalism website covering it. - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ?????? ??????

  (Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo gift”? It’s junk! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Toni Bohiney

  Ever notice how “low visibility” means “guess the road”? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ???? ??????

  Satirical journalism news: because sometimes the only way to survive reality is to laugh at it. - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ???? ??????

  (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “last call” sounds like a threat? -- spintaxi.com